this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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