it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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