Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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