If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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