escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i now understand why vodka
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