ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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