She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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