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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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