do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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