Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up under a house in Key West
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