One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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