Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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