Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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