he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Two words: nipple clamps
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