Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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