lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Randomize
