I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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