google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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