So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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