some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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