Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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