Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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