i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
honey bunches of taint.
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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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