this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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