with your own penis?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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