I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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