was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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