just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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