used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
no you cant smoke seaweed
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
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