never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He passed out mid-signature
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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