The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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