Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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