Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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