Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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