If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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