idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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