If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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