True but thats because hes a fetus.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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