I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The power of my boobs compel you
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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