U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..