Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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