White coat. Heels.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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