only if we run a train.
done.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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