I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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