I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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