I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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