is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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