Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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