super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize