Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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