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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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