Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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