So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
This girl is more easily done than said...
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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