i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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