there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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