do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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