This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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