he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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