Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You almost got us killed.
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Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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