Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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